Dan d’Lion

 

While getting to grips with Garageband, for some reason I decided to write and record a novelty hiphop track every Friday afternoon for a couple of months.

The result of this is a collection of slightly absurd tunes, very badly produced, and a disturbing video for (Bring Me My) Chariot of Cheese.

Chariot… came second in the British Cheese Board’s nationwide competition to find an anthem for cheddar.

The winner’s entry was shite, even compared to this. I probably should’ve stuck to choral/chamber music.